Thursday 27 June 2013

An Ingenious Plan: How the CIA Vets the Syrian Rebels



Syrian rebel: Yes, I have some Yemeni friends, they speak very highly of you. 
CIA Agent: Yemeni friends? Al-Qaeda? 
Syrian rebel: Man, you’re obsessed. You can’t go around stereotyping people like that, what do your human resources people think? No, we met at a conference. 
CIA Agent: ok, never mind. I think we’re just about finished here. Do you promise if we give you training and weapons not to use them against the USA, its citizens, armed forces or franchises? 
Syrian rebel: Of course man, I love KFC.
CIA Agent: Great, sign here please.
Syrian rebel: Allahu Akbar, finally a result.
CIA Agent: What’s that?
Syrian rebel: It’s just an expression. Relax.

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