The Onion

Obama Not Ruling Out U.S.
Military Action In Congress
Come back in six months and we'll see if this was a smokescreen to cover Obama not doing anything. If you keep repeating that a revolution can't happen, there will be some sort of military intervention of the worst kind in the end when there seems to be no other alternative.
“Our efforts at resolving this conflict through conventional, non-military means have not only failed but seemingly emboldened extremists in the region,” said Obama, noting that while the United States does have some allies on the ground within the Senate, the administration has been almost completely cut off from the House for some time. “Right now there are millions of people who are hopelessly trapped under Congress’ corrupt rule, and it’s doubtful we’ll see any kind of progress in the area without either military intervention or a full-scale revolution, which is unlikely.”